What kind of condoms do snakes use? Anacondoms!
What is a fish's favorite game show? Name that Tuna.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Joe takes his friend Steve hunting for the first time and reminds him to be still and keep quiet.
An hour into the woods, Joe hears Steve screaming behind him. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" says Joe.
"Hey, I kept quiet when the snake bit me," says Steve, "and I was quiet when the fox attacked me. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg just now, I heard one ask the other, 'Should we eat them now or take them with us?'"
How do you know if a dummy has been sending e-mail?
You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
A secretary goes into her boss' office and asks, "May I use your dictaphone?" He replies, "No. Use your finger like everyone else."
Yo' Mama's teeth are so rotten, her smile looks like candy corn.
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
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