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| Shane Mauss: Girlfriend Strip Club I told Maggie I wanted to go to a strip club. She said this to me, she goes, 'What do you want to go to a strip club for? I'll strip for you.' I was like, 'How great is that? I guess I'll just tell my friends to come over here.' Author : Comedy Central Jim Gaffigan: Lost Remote You ever look for the remote control, you can't find it, so you just decide, 'Ah, it looks like I'm not watching TV.' Author : Comedy Central Chelsea Handler: Is It OK? I have a question. Do you guys think it's OK to drink while you're pregnant if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption? Author : Comedy Central Tom Papa: Guy in a Speedo The only thing creepier than seeing a guy in a Speedo is seeing a guy in a Speedo staring back at you. Author : Comedy Central Kirk Fox: Defibrillator You've got seconds to live, and whoever invented this thing gave it five syllables. Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of a rush job? ... Shouldn't they at least call it defibrillnow? Author : Comedy Central Jacob Sirof: New Year's Baby We had our first two years ago -- on New Year's Eve. That's a rockin' birthday. Kind of f**ks any New Year's plans I might have had for the rest of my life, but whatever, kids can be selfish. Author : Comedy Central Chelsea Handler: AA Meetings Have you ever been to an AA meeting? No wonder these people are alcoholics -- I've never needed a drink more badly in my life. Author : Comedy Central Jo Koy: Three-Year-Old Son I've got a three-year-old son. It's like living with a crazy midget. Author : Comedy Central Increased Website Traffic |
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