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Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Telephone Company
Yo' Mama is so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

Bellboy
Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shocked priest gave him the job. But one Sunday, he ran straight toward the bell with his face and missed and fell off the tower and died.
"Congregation," the priest said before the assembled masses. "Does anybody know this boy's name? Because I don't know him, but his face rings a bell."

Group Photo
Q: Why is it so difficult to take a group photo of a bunch of West Virginians?

A: Because everytime the photographer yells “Cheese!” they all line up!'

One-Handed Man Crossing
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Senior Photo
Yo' Mama is so fat, her senior photo is an aerial shot.

Victoria's Five-Legged Secret
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Her panties fit her like a glove!

Pregnant Tree
How does a tree get pregnant?
By a woodpecker!

Photo Trap
A motorist gets caught in an automated speed trap that photographs his car.

He later receives a ticket in the mail for $40 with a photo of his car.

Instead of payment, he sends the police department a photograph of $40.

A few days later, he gets a letter from the police department with a picture of handcuffs.

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